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Hippie Crippler Autoflowering Marijuana Seeds


Hippie Crippler is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain with autoflowering genetics. It was formed by crossing two highly potent strains namely, Ak-47 and Blue Satellite. Having a THC level at 25%, Hippie Crippler is considered to have a satisfyingly potent buzz, that is equally very relaxing and uplifting, however, when consumed in high doses might leave you feeling unfocused. The cerebral high it offers immediately settles in as soon as inhaled, allowing a surge in creativity and promoting social interaction. Moreover, the heady high is also accompanied by a soothing physical high, which makes a full-bodied relaxation possible. Although predominantly sativa, Hippie Crippler is best consumed after a tiring day of work.

For this reason, it is particularly helpful in dealing with stress, fatigue, anxiety, depression, chronic pain, and even appetite loss and nausea. In just a matter of nine to ten weeks, Hippie Crippler fully matures into an abundant moss that has a deep-green color. Finally, when lit, Twisted Tongue emits a very powerful taste of sweet pine, blended with other earthy flavors.

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What are the Flavors and Effects of Hippie Crippler Autoflower?

Hippie Crippler offers a flavor that will surely complete your entire cannabis experience. The light atmosphere brought by this strain is because of its very delightful blend of sweet pine and wood along with strong diesel undertones. Moreover, its lemony and earthy aroma when combusted really complements its flavor, furthering the pleasantness of Hippie Crippler.

On the other hand, in terms of its effects, Hippie Crippler boasts its high level of potency because it can be enjoyed by cannabis enthusiasts who are seeking an intensely stoning buzz. Since this strain is slightly leaning into sativa, the initial effect it usually gives is a cerebral high. Upon inhaling this variant, you will instantly feel the head high it provides as an explosion of creative ideas will surprise you, along with a sense of social interaction. Of course, the high is accompanied by an uplifting euphoria that keeps your spirits up. Eventually, as the high dies down, the indica that is within Hippie Crippler overpowers the aforementioned effects. A full-bodied relaxation replaces the very spirited mind, allowing you to fall into a deep slumber. That is why despite its sativa dominance, Hippie Crippler is recommended to be used at nighttime or before you go to bed.

What are the Medical Benefits of Hippie Crippler Autoflower?

As mentioned, Hippie Crippler is quite unique because of its two distinct phenotypes. These phenotypes however are the reason why Hippie Crippler is of great assistance in treating some medical issues. The high potency of this strain, together with its 1% CBD content makes it perfect for releasing stress, relieving chronic pain, and inducing a positive mood for those struggling with depression, anxiety, and the likes. Consequently, its natural side effect is munchies, which essentially is suggested for people who are having appetite loss and even nausea.

Negative Effects You Can Expect from Hippie Crippler Autoflower

Hippie Crippler is a very potent strain but with mellow adverse effects. Unlike most potent strains, this slightly sativa variant only causes not-so-serious consequences. One of the adverse effects Hippie Crippler has is cottonmouth, this issue is caused by how cannabinoids block saliva production in the mouth, thus, resulting in a cotton-like dry sensation inside the mouth. More so, the same mechanism happens in the eyes that is why it also becomes dry. These effects however can be easily managed and even evaded if you constantly and frequently drink a lot of water before, during, and after cannabis use.

How to Grow Hippie Crippler Autoflower

Hippie Crippler is not an easy strain to cultivate for novices. Because of its sativa inkling, Hippie Crippler can be expected to grow into a tall plant with long and narrow leaves, that is why a spacious area is required for it to vegetate. But in a Mediterranean climate, Hippie Crippler grows stout and thin flowers, and only requires a small growing area. Although sativas can be quite easy to maintain, Hippie Crippler is somehow vulnerable to pests, and diseases. However, when all goes well, in a matter of nine to ten weeks, this strain produces a fair amount of yield, but with a very potent kind like Hippie Crippler, there is no need to have a lot anyway.


Hippie Crippler Autoflower Specifications

Type: Sativa-dominant (60%) / Indica (40%)
Genetics Parents: AK-47 x Blue Satellite
Flowering Period: 9 weeks to 10 weeks
Climate: Mediterranean
Yield: Medium
Flavors: Diesel, pine, lemon, wood, sweet, earth
THC Level: 25%
CBD Level: 1%
Height: Medium
Harvest Period: October to November
Growing Difficulty: Moderate


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